The Cocytusian Cat has Competition
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Do you dare to compare?
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Do you dare to compare?