You're a wicked, wicked serpent Izzie. Off to Guantanamo with you for having such treasonous thoughts about our Royal Rattiness, beloved leader of all Orstralian rodents.

For we all know that it is not just your actions that can be deemed criminal nowadays, you have to watch your thoughts. You can and will be charged with thought crimes soon enough. Well it saves time gathering evidence doesn't it? Might do away with all those preposterously overpaid lawyers - will make major savings in the administration of justice, if we just get rid of all the defence lawyers. Cheaper for the public too.