The Market will provide

[izmeina]

If it ain't broke then just keep fixing it till it is

The Greedy Old Perverts and their minions have been rampaging in the China shop again.
This time they are messing around with the Portkeys to Cyberia.

When pigs grow wings

Give them time and Fox News will be getting the Red Carpet Treatment - unlimited viewing in all internet data plans while poor old FAKE NEWS CNN will get added to the No Fly list because you know - Terrorists!
And of course United Airlines will be the benchmark of superior customer service.

It really is time to create a new country of AynRandia where all the TrumPets can go and live in the districts digging up coal and building walls while their Savior and Fearless Leader gets to lurk in the Capital (also known as Galt's Gulch) with all his perks. Guns are compulsory and there is no need for tax cuts because there will be no taxes at all since taxes are THEFT. And totally EVIL!

A land where they worship the Golden Calfefe of Wall Street because everyone knows that when you feed the big fat BULL lots of $$$$$ then everyone gets more MILK

Then the rest of us can just watch the drama live on Netflix or HBO and take bets on who will be the biggest losers

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[catness]

A bull in the china shop is an apt metaphor. Was thinking in the same terms about certain recent developments (you know what I mean - with such friends, who needs enemies? ;) but I'm trying to do my best to ignore everything I can't control. Which is hard, because every day there's something triggering. Maybe the death of the Internet is not such a bad thing, after all... maybe, with a couple of news sites left, they will become so awful that no one would be tempted to read them anymore?

These days, my best inspiration and comfort is Tom Riddle. Screw them filthy Muggles, and work on your own thing. Someday...