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izmeina ([personal profile] izmeina) wrote2007-09-04 07:08 pm

A Lazy Serpent

The Izzie now has an excellent excuse for our bad behaviour of late




And just in case that funny embedded box does not work
The Big Bad Beach Bug



Woman: You've heard about SARS, AIDS and bird flu. Now researchers from Australia claim we're about to be hit by a new epidemic: Motivational Deficiency Disorder.

According to the British Medical Journal one in five people are said to suffer from Motivational Deficiency Disorder, or Moded, and most don't even know they have it. Symptoms include being unable to get out of bed in the morning, being trapped on the couch, or wanting to spend the entire day at the beach.

Jane Shields: Hello, this is Background Briefing on ABC Radio National. I'm Jane Shields; and you too, or your children, may be suffering from this mental illness.

Man: The condition varies from very mild. There are people who perhaps notice a slight reluctance to get out of bed on Monday morning at the mild end of the spectrum; through to the most severe disease, which is potentially fatal. These are people who find themselves at times in an acute attack, unmotivated to breathe, and these people will die.

Moded patient: I mean, all my life people have called me lazy, but now we know I was sick, and that's why I've set up the patient group, Unmotivated Anonymous, and we've got some corporate sponsorship, we've got a website and we intend to raise public awareness about this genuine disease.


Yesss. The medicalization of normality as a means of making money or avoiding responsibility - One of our pet peeves. More excuses for bad behaviour can be found at the Radio National website
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[personal profile] ozfille 2007-09-04 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Very naughty Izzie. I heard this program on the weekend. I think I've developed Moded over the weekend in response. *g*

[identity profile] izmeina.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesss. Seems to be a pandemic of this dreaded disease rampaging through Sydney at the moment. Enjoy your week of recovery and do tell us of all the goings on of the creatures in the big bad steel cage

Nice to know that King George will be gracing our shores with his presence any second now.
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[personal profile] ozfille 2007-09-04 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I thing I heard Airforce One thunder overhead careening towards Mascot as we speak.*g* I can hardly wait.

[identity profile] magickcat101.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
well now thank you Izzie, just what i wanted to know. i think I have it
hehe lol

[identity profile] izmeina.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesss. It's extremely contagious and infects unsuspecting victims in the most insidious and unimaginable ways. It's not just computer viruses that you can catch while lurking in Cyberia.

*wonders if indolobene or whatever that pretty little pill is called is available on the pharmaceutical benefits scheme*