Mad as a Hatter
12/12/2016 10:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
izmeinaIzzie's been a bit of stalker lately. You know there's a few screws loose when a serpent is slinking about at 3 in the morning cackling evilly while reading Trump tweets and the delicious snarkfest of replies.
Keep it up Trumplethinskin.
The clock is ticking and shit's about to get real.
He's got one week left to do his best Hamlet impersonations for the folks on the Hill. Can he manage to convince them that he is as mad as a hatter and crazier than a cut snake?
He's certainly making an excellent effort.
His giant ego has taken up so much of his brain storage space that he cannot even remember the debates or maybe he is just pretending to have forgotten but of course he is too smart to need to listen to advice from experts and too intelligent to need to read intelligence briefings.
Enough hissy fits and pity parties which become more and more outrageous with each passing day and it should be easy to convince the Electoral College mob to break with tradition and dump him.
But then again he has insulted and delegitimised just about every institution in the land already and it doesn't seem to do him any harm at all. Quite the contrary.
So I guess aside from the usual shitty fits there's nothing short of threatening to tweet the nuclear codes that will make them jump ship.
Then he can declare with fake outrage that once again the system is RIGGED and there are faithless treacherous lying rodents running rampant all over the place.
All hell will break loose while each side hurls accusations of treason at the other.
It's the only way for him to get out of the shit storm and to save face at the same time.
Then he can slink back to his golden Tower of Babble and spend the rest of his life tweeting "We was robbed"
Of course it would be much more fun if the spooks find the smoking gun and the big sook gets to spend the rest of his life behind bars wearing an orange jumpsuit.
Interesting times indeed
Keep it up Trumplethinskin.
The clock is ticking and shit's about to get real.
He's got one week left to do his best Hamlet impersonations for the folks on the Hill. Can he manage to convince them that he is as mad as a hatter and crazier than a cut snake?
He's certainly making an excellent effort.
His giant ego has taken up so much of his brain storage space that he cannot even remember the debates or maybe he is just pretending to have forgotten but of course he is too smart to need to listen to advice from experts and too intelligent to need to read intelligence briefings.
Enough hissy fits and pity parties which become more and more outrageous with each passing day and it should be easy to convince the Electoral College mob to break with tradition and dump him.
But then again he has insulted and delegitimised just about every institution in the land already and it doesn't seem to do him any harm at all. Quite the contrary.
So I guess aside from the usual shitty fits there's nothing short of threatening to tweet the nuclear codes that will make them jump ship.
Then he can declare with fake outrage that once again the system is RIGGED and there are faithless treacherous lying rodents running rampant all over the place.
All hell will break loose while each side hurls accusations of treason at the other.
It's the only way for him to get out of the shit storm and to save face at the same time.
Then he can slink back to his golden Tower of Babble and spend the rest of his life tweeting "We was robbed"
Of course it would be much more fun if the spooks find the smoking gun and the big sook gets to spend the rest of his life behind bars wearing an orange jumpsuit.
Interesting times indeed
