izmeina: creepy spooky old house infested with crawling critters (spooky)
I am so so tempted to just become a grumpy hermit and vanish without trace. It has taken more than 10 minutes just to get to the Dreamwidth post page on the Big Mac. I have to wade through endless piles of evil spinning beach balls or just boring old blank pages that take an eternity to load. That partly explains why my visits are less and less frequent.

Often it will be 2 weeks between sessions. I can tell how long it has been because the calendar shows the last time I logged on and takes a while to update to the current time. This time it was only a few days for the simple reason that I had to fill in the census. I just assumed it would be a total nightmare trying to do it on the Tweet Stone so I wasn't even going to try. Also Dreamwidth is dreadful on the Tweet stone. I guess it is simply not designed for such devices. It is especially awful if inserting images or using HTML code for links and things. So this means of course that I have not been replying to so many juicy thought provoking comments.

Dursleyville Dramas )

PS I hate the new look Dreamwidth posting rules.  It had been so long since I have posted that I don't even know when these changes were brought in.

I thought I was being clever  by going straight to Rich Text to solve the horrid spacing problem only to discover that it is much more difficult to do the cut text thing and that once you go over to RT  you cannot go back to whatever it used to be for the same post.

It took ages to even find the icon for cutting/ hiding text and then I found out the hard way that you have to put it in some special box and if it is shaded then you know that it will be hidden when posted.
This ancient serpent is not in the mood for learning so many new tricks so I guess I will stick to making short posts in future to avoid having to fart around with all this complicat4ed editing.

izmeina: creepy spooky old house infested with crawling critters (Haunted house)
Today I spent most of the day at the Fremantle Cemetery. It was on Easter Tuesday 2018 that Petunia’s funeral was there. So I figured it would be the perfect way to spend the day.
The weather this time was just as gorgeous but unlike then, I had no Grinch or Dudley Dursley hanging around like a bad smell and today I wore my daggy green Crocs instead of the black shoes that were so ill fitting I had blisters just from walking to Privet Drive to the Dursleymobile.

Plotting and planning )
izmeina: tree and serpent lurking, permaculture logo (permaculture)
On Friday 19th November 1993 a plane landed in Dursleyville, Western Australia bringing a certain emerald serpent to the wide brown land of Oz

Sadly Slinking and thinking )
izmeina: Strange Spiral Clock (Time Turner)
It is hard to believe that it is exactly 25 years to the day when I left the green goodness of Germany to come to the wide brown sunburnt land of Oz.
So much has happened since and I never ever imagined in my wildest dreams that an Ossie could ever become Chanceller of a united Germany since they were definitely regarded as second class citizens while I lived there.
Especially memorable was the reply from one of them when asked why so many of East Germans were going to the Wild West rather than staying in their own country.
She said that she spent the first 40 years of her life in the poor house of Europe and she was damned if she was going to spend the next 40 renovating it.

The Satanic City and other places )
izmeina: Strange Spiral Clock (Time Turner)
This week has seen several anniversaries. Some are significant only for the serpent and some for the wider world

It is just over a year now since the Las Vegas Loser unleashed his reign of terror on the unsuspecting people partying at a country music concert. It is interesting to see how this anniversary is observed but scariest of all is keeping fingers crossed that the Devil’s TrumPet does not pay too much attention lest he put both his hooves and those tiny hands in that petty potty little mouth of his. Maybe he has been kept so busy bitching about Dr Christine Ford that the anniversary will pass unnoticed on his calendar

Maybe he is saving his powder for December and the anniversary of the Sandy Hook school massacre.

But back in Izzieland, other days and dates have been drifting into mind

Old news. Old grievances )
izmeina: Strange Spiral Clock (Spiral)
It is almost that time of year when the serpent attends to one of many annual rituals. This one is the little 3.1.5 Black Book
It is basically an assortment of To Do lists and Grand plans and is the serpent alternative to New Year's Resolutions

It is a place for recording Wish Lists and To Do lists for the next 3 months, 1 year and 5 years. Yesss. Those good old fashioned 5 Year Plans more honoured in the breach than the observance.
But the mere act of making such lists in the first place gives the inner serpent something to do and sometimes boxes get ticked off almost inadvertently.

I used to knock off the latest list in an hour or so at some cafe but now the ritual can take more than a week to complete.
The solstices and equinoxes are the times for writing new ones and also looking back on the old ones to see how many items got completed.

Last March's 1 year plan most definitely did not include "Organize Petunia's funeral"

It is now exactly 6 months ago since she died and today she would have been 77. So glad that I took time off work last year so that I could spend the whole day with her. Guessing that the inner serpent had been busy whispering that the odds were not in favour of her being around to celebrate the next one

Meanwhile I would most definitely like to turn up to work on Wednesday 10th October but will have to switch to another day because the Grinch turns 80 that day so I will have to make some sort of effort to do something nice for him.

There are two many other nasty anniversaries around that time and Daisy's recent visit provided a welcome distraction from those. September was in fact the only month in 2012 where Dolores and her goblin trolls left me alone. Turned out to be the calm before the storm. Aside from the calendar year matching, there have been other reasons of late to be reminding of the minions of Megatherion.

But it is awful to think of the Grinch and his mission to cart Petunia's garden off to landfill one green bin at a time. I could always get him a tree for his birthday. That would definitely piss him off. So far I have a stash of $80 in coins which he can count all day long. That should keep him amused. Then there's a bright shiny copy of "The Snowball" a biography of Warren Buffet because nothing pisses off the Grinch more than reading about folks who are richer than he is.
Daisy suggested some tickets to visit The Convict Establishment That's definitely gloomy and doomy enough.

Normal mortals love stuff like lunches and luxury tours but not only does the Grinch not enjoy such stuff, he thinks it is a sin to waste money on them. Even if it's other people's money.

But Petunia has departed this mortal coil and he is still here and no wishful thinking can get them to change places. So the only thing this serpent could do to mark this day in the most meaningful way is to plant trees in her memory. So that is exactly what I did. I also bought a birthday cake and shared it with the folks at the day job.

In some strange way, these last few days have marked a return to the land of the living. I guess spring is in the air, the flowers are blooming, bees are buzzing and everything is beautiful. The sun is shining but not sizzling and stinking like in high summer. Along with the autumn equinox, it truly is one of the most beautiful times of the year.
izmeina: (Don't panic)
A day late but still better than never

The anniversary of the demise of Lehman Brothers bank which officially launched the global financial crisis of 2008 has produced a veritable smorgasbord of goblin porn

Some excellent 101 guides to the goblin drama of the decade brought to you by the Oz ABC

A Beginner's Guide to Gloom and Doom

The Lehman Legacy



"Collateralized XXXXXX obligations", "Equity” and “mezzanine” tranches and the trashing of the Dodd Frank legislation. Haven’t we heard this story somewhere before?

Nightmare on Wall Street
izmeina: spooky shadowy squid (cthulhu)
Wednesday was a most magical day indeed.

The morning spent slinking and sniffing about in the garden, watering the weeds, planting the last cloves of garlic, and checking to see how the very precious saffron bulbs were getting along
The grand plans for this gorgeous sunny day included a visit to the Fremantle cemetery, especially the Lakes garden where Petunia has a little spot reserved for her ashes.

While it seems on the surface to be a most miserable and depressing thing to visit a graveyard, in fact they are the most precious sacred sites for this serpent. Petunia used to often remark on this peculiar obsession.
You will be long enough dead, so why lurk in such morbid places while still alive?

But graveyards are places full of trees, weeds, birds and other living things. They are also sites of memory and history and the perfect place for an old soul to lurk.

A grave mistake )
izmeina: a wicked witch on her broomstick by moonlight (wicked witch)
This is the real Halloween time for the wicked witches of the southern hemisphere. Of course Izzie never misses a chance to celebrate it twice because all that maypole stuff is such ridiculous schmalzy fluffy bunny stuff

At least the Germans got it right with the sort of sinister Walpurgisnacht where the witches sweep the last snow off the mountains on the eve of 30th April

I managed years ago to lurk near Thale - the town where the witches party all night at the end of April. It looked a bit drab and dreary back in those days as the Stasi government tried to squash all the magic out of it.
The Harz mountains were a most magical place. Must definitely add them to the wish list for the 2020 grand European Tour

It conveniently happens to be the day of the full moon but the clouds got in the way so never did see it rise on the horizon like last night. It did peek out from amongst the clouds some 10 minutes later.

It will be a busy week at the Lair. Loads of planting to do. Now that Privet Drive is being turned into a wasteland, it is up to this serpent to provide a happy home for the green and growing things and cute quirky critters.
izmeina: Strange Spiral Clock (Time Turner)
Been so many anniversaries the last few weeks that it is almost impossible to keep up with them all.
It has been one never ending party
The 500th anniversary of the Reformation, The 100th Anniversary of the Russian Revolution - that ended up a bit of a damp squib.
Then of course there was the first anniversary of a certain election from last year.
Forgotten in all this drama because there are no big fat 0s on the end is the fall of the Berlin Wall.
But 28 years is a very big deal indeed. Well it certainly is to this serpent. The inner calendar Nazi noticed a while ago that the western Gregorian calendar generally operates on cycles of 28 years (except those pesky non leap years in 1900, 2100 etc sort of trash the pattern) so that while it is sometimes 6 years, sometimes 5 and sometimes 11 years between dates and days corresponding, after 28 years they will always match. I am convinced that when they match, it is much easier to remember things that happened.

I was living in Germany back in 1989 and even had holidays at the time. Always had a soft spot for Halloween. Trouble was brewing and strange things were happening and when the first brick of the Wall came down, was sitting watching lots of it on TV but was too broke to be able to go over and join in the giant party. I think there was 6 hour traffic jams at the time because half the country wanted to join in
It was a Thursday, just like this year of course. The following year they had the official party on 3rd October. No idea if it was coincidence or some one in the Stasi with a sick and twisted sense of humour, but the original 911 (9th of November) had been long ago claimed by one Adolf Hitler and his Nazi party. He had some beer brawl putsch in Munich on 9 November 1923 and of course the infamous Kristalnacht on the same day in 1938.
So it was just a bit too sensitive and too tasteless to proclaim the date as a national holiday after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Apparently the Berlin of these days bears no resemblance at all to the Berlin of 1989. The Dead Zone of Potsdamer Platz and the mysterious unmarked Fuhrer bunker in the area have no doubt long ago been turned into high rise towers and office blocks
I last visited the Satanic City in 1992. God knows when I will slink back there again
izmeina: a wicked witch on her broomstick by moonlight (broomstick)
Izzie is cackling ever so evilly

Many moons ago way back in October 1992, the serpent was slinking about in Germany and made a detour to the evil East and the coal smog infested long forgotten town of Wittenburg (Lutherstadt)

The infamous church where legend has it that he hammered those 95 snarky tweets onto its giant wooden doors - this church had been converted into a youth hostel and the Izzie was staying the night there

Now some 20 years later it gets its 15 minutes of fame as the centre of the universe this very day

So while half of Germany may be celebrating, down here in Oz the very bigly tremendously huge anniversary gets mentioned only on the geekish Radio National

There's been a veritable Lutherfest the whole week and it has been absolutely fascinating

How could Izzie resist this tasty morsel?
Luther was the Donald Trump of his generation

If noticeboards were the 16th century equivalent of Facebook or Twitter, Luther might be said to have created the world's first "viral" media campaign.

Technical innovation was key to his success — thanks to the invention of the Gutenberg printing press, Luther circulated his 95 Theses swiftly through his town.

Printers in nearby villages heard about the controversial document and continued to circulate the text until its message had spread to most of Europe.
Painting of printing press importer William Caxton showing machine to King Edward IV at Almonry, Westminster.


But technology wasn't the only secret to Luther's success. According to Mr Stanford, the priest's Donald Trump-like temperament charmed the masses, too.

"The Twitter analogy is absolutely right ... [and] like Donald Trump, if someone insults [Luther], he comes straight back with a bigger insult," he said.


Enough said. This serpent is converted already
izmeina: a big eared American eagle listening to everything (echelon)
Been a strange week in Dursleyville. Lurked around the lair on my days off because it was too grey and rainy to do much else. Then there is a bit of decluttering and sorting to do to make the place look reasonably respectable for when the Izzie sister visits in a couple of weeks from now.
Thinking of her, could not help but be reminded of July 2014 when she came to visit. They had a choice of coming over here together or taking separate flights one week apart so that her husband wouldn’t use up so much of his annual leave. In the end, they chose to take the first flight and all come together which was just as well because the one they did not take never did make it to Kuala Lumpur and ended up in pieces somewhere in the Ukraine.

Of course for many people who took the flight on 17th July, there were also some who had been toying with a different date. The saddest case was the family where the parents stayed in Amsterdam for an extra week and the three children and their grandfather came back early so that they would be back for the new school term. They never did make it.

I cannot begin to imagine what it must be like for their surviving relatives to be watching the drama going on in Hamburg at the moment so close to the anniversary.
For me it is a giant stage where the players strut and do their stuff all in the pursuit of power, but for the Maslin family like the other 250 or so people on that flight, it is personal

Then there are other reasons for being curious about this particular G20 summit. Many years ago I was living on the outskirts of Hamburg as a sad house elf enslaved to a vile creature who I called Heil Hilde. A blond blue eyed Aryan bitch of bitches with an uncanny resemblance to one KerryAnne Conway and with an equally loose relationship with reality

But any grand plans of being glued to the screen to try figure out where the conferences are being held or to recognize landmarks or watch the hordes of zombies was quickly dashed by a very cranky, slow and sluggish Big Mac
This computer would now be regarded by the puffed up little popinjays in the Apple Store as ‘vintage’ as I got it in late 2009. Positively ancient.
It is very erratic and unpredictable. Some days things go smoothly and other times there are just endless spinning beachballs and it is a struggle to do anything. Typing feels like the keyboard is dripping in treacle as the time between hitting the letters and seeing them appear on the screen gets longer and longer until there is simply no point.
Tonight was one such night.

So I just had to go without. Because if Izzie wants pictures, it’s a poky little tweet stone phone, the Big Mac or nothing. Unlike most folks, there is no television in the house so all news and gossip has to be gotten online or from the radio
Did catch that the slimy Saudi Arabians trumped the Donald by snaffling the hotel room he wanted. That’s Schadenfreude on steroids. At least Merkel will not let him build one of his infernal towers in any German city. Some people at least still have standards

Dodgy Dinner guests at G20

Found the motherlode of crazy creepy political cartoons and it has been so annoying trying to share them on Twitter. Maybe just as well. Because if Don the Con could see all the vile ‘picture in the attic’ portraits that David Rowe does of him, he would not hesitate to nuke Australia back to the stone age
Especially since we have also been taking the piss with the Confessions of a CNN reporter

So much sleaze and such a struggle to share it

Must be off now. Got to get the latest gossip on Donald Trump’s performance appraisal
Let’s hope there are TAPES
izmeina: A cute cartoon critter with a bag and a teapot on his head (teapot)
Oh well. Livejournal was fun while it lasted.

Now they have started an April Fools joke that is nowhere as funny as the one offered by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Had no idea until Dreamwidth started rejecting crossposts. Went over to the Dark Side for a peek at the problem and this ghastly pop up ticky box is there like some pesky padlock. No navigation of the site is possible, clicking on links to read comments or anything.
You now have to enter the URL to get to any pages now.

So so glad that I imported LJ to Dreamwidth a few months ago even if it did mean having several years worth of duplicate entries. Had tried to reverse and repeat the procedure several times over the years but always ended up with the double entries since 2009.

Now that particular door has been shut.


Gone are the days when introducing advertising to the service was only ever a sick April Fools joke.
Now they taunt us with legal gobbledygook

7.4 Please note that, User shall be subject to Article 10.2 of the Federal Act of the Russian Federation No. 149-ФЗ if more than three thousand Internet users access the Blog (the Blog’s page) within 24 hours.

Of course this translation of the user agreement is NOT legally binding
But this one is

7.4 Администрация обращает внимание Пользователя, что если доступ Блогу (странице Блога) составит более трех тысяч пользователей сети «Интернет» в течение суток, на Пользователя будут распространяться требования ст. 10.2 Федерального закона Российской Федерации № 149-ФЗ.

This Federal Act of the Russian Federation No. 149-ФЗ seems to appear suspiciously often and anything with Putin's paws on it, is probably going to be an exceedingly nasty piece of work

I guess that any post that becomes too popular too quickly arouses suspicion as a possible pretext for protest. Nothing like using the sledge hammer of the law to crack a nut.

Also strange is the apparent absence of any discussion of this stuff over on Livejournal. Maybe all the Drama Llamas are long gone because they used to go to war over mere trifles and now they are all missing in action.

But there are much more important things to worry about in Russia these days. If they are not meddling in elections or bombing Syria back to the stone age, then there are the attacks from countless enemies.

With so much FAKE news out and about these days, it is hard to know which bombings are committed by terrorists and which are False Flag Reichstag Fires.

We can only be sure of one thing.
When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled.
izmeina: a snippet of Escher's circle of serpents (Default)
It's scary to think that it is exactly 14 years since the Serpent's 'birthday'. It seems like centuries ago but only yesterday.
The magic is long gone but the memories remain.

It was a stinking sizzling 37c today and oh so very tempting to be a lazy snoozy serpent and abandon the annual rituals. Sometimes I wonder if the whole purpose of festivals and rituals is to provide some sort of external structure or deadline to override the lazy lousy inner beast.
Well it certainly worked and it was worth the effort.

Of course there was an added incentive to visit certain sacred sites due to last year's unexpected interruptions to the scheduled program.
In some strange way, not so much the fact of not being at Cottesloe Beach to watch the last sunset of 2014 but simply being unable to watch the last sunset at all because the faint and sickly yellow blob of the northern winter was hiding behind a hundred grey clouds, it was as if the year had never really ended.

So the annual ritual consists of a visit to a certain old lunatic asylum which has been converted into an arts centre. It used to involve a picnic with a bottle of Wynns Cabernet, water crackers and camembert, a quill and bottle of emerald ink and most important of all - a bright shiny new green notebook.
The wine and cheese picnic got left at the Lair for later in the evening since it is a waste of good wine when the day is so hot as well as just being another heavy thing to haul around.

A bright shiny new book to read has also found its way onto the list. This year it is "Wake" from Elizabeth Knox which I managed to snaffle for 3 silver sickles at the charity shop a few months ago. It got rave reviews about six months ago.

So I got as far as one paragraph of this entry when the Keeper of the Keys came to do the lock up ritual at 5pm. But it was a good omen to start in such an auspicious location. That was the main point since hunting and pecking with a horrid tablet keyboard is too much hassle when there's the nice Big Mac serpent friendly keyboard lurking at the Lair. The Big Mac had its 6th birthday last Wednesday and the warranty has long ago run out. It's still doing well and had a much longer shelf life than the ibook got in 2005 with its pissy 256kb memory that was slow as a snail by 2009.

It was amazing how it was like another world within the walls. The plane trees had lost half their leaves but it was quite cool and breezy and not nasty and muggy like it had been when I had set out on the visit. This is largely due to the sea breeze which comes in the afternoon, removes the doom and gloom and lifts everyone's spirits immensely.

It is a day for indulging in nostalgia, for squiggling and doing all the plotting and planning for the new year and review of the old that most folks save for New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.

Last year's little black book also got switched over for the bright shiny recycled diary from 2011. January and February are one day out thanks to the pesky leap year but the rest is just fine. I had been using an old 2009 model for 2015 until I got tempted by the pretty Moleskine diaries reduced to the very tempting price of $3. I bought a couple of extras for 2020.

Tomorrow there is more sizzling weather forecast so the morning will be spent watering the weeds and devising devious means to keep them alive. There's also magic beans to be planted which will provide shade for some of the more sensitive baby trees.

2015 was a very productive year in the Serpent's Garden and 2016 is going to be even better.
izmeina: a snippet of Escher's circle of serpents (serpent)
It's scary to think that it is exactly 14 years since the Serpent's 'birthday'. It seems like centuries ago but only yesterday.
The magic is long gone but the memories remain.

It was a stinking sizzling 37c today and oh so very tempting to be a lazy snoozy serpent and abandon the annual rituals. Sometimes I wonder if the whole purpose of festivals and rituals is to provide some sort of external structure or deadline to override the lazy lousy inner beast.
Well it certainly worked and it was worth the effort.

Of course there was an added incentive to visit certain sacred sites due to last year's unexpected interruptions to the scheduled program.
In some strange way, not so much the fact of not being at Cottesloe Beach to watch the last sunset of 2014 but simply being unable to watch the last sunset at all because the faint and sickly yellow blob of the northern winter was hiding behind a hundred grey clouds, it was as if the year had never really ended.

So the annual ritual consists of a visit to a certain old lunatic asylum which has been converted into an arts centre. It used to involve a picnic with a bottle of Wynns Cabernet, water crackers and camembert, a quill and bottle of emerald ink and most important of all - a bright shiny new green notebook.
The wine and cheese picnic got left at the Lair for later in the evening since it is a waste of good wine when the day is so hot as well as just being another heavy thing to haul around.

A bright shiny new book to read has also found its way onto the list. This year it is "Wake" from Elizabeth Knox which I managed to snaffle for 3 silver sickles at the charity shop a few months ago. It got rave reviews about six months ago.

So I got as far as one paragraph of this entry when the Keeper of the Keys came to do the lock up ritual at 5pm. But it was a good omen to start in such an auspicious location. That was the main point since hunting and pecking with a horrid tablet keyboard is too much hassle when there's the nice Big Mac serpent friendly keyboard lurking at the Lair. The Big Mac had its 6th birthday last Wednesday and the warranty has long ago run out. It's still doing well and had a much longer shelf life than the ibook got in 2005 with its pissy 256kb memory that was slow as a snail by 2009.

It was amazing how it was like another world within the walls. The plane trees had lost half their leaves but it was quite cool and breezy and not nasty and muggy like it had been when I had set out on the visit. This is largely due to the sea breeze which comes in the afternoon, removes the doom and gloom and lifts everyone's spirits immensely.

It is a day for indulging in nostalgia, for squiggling and doing all the plotting and planning for the new year and review of the old that most folks save for New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.

Last year's little black book also got switched over for the bright shiny recycled diary from 2011. January and February are one day out thanks to the pesky leap year but the rest is just fine. I had been using an old 2009 model for 2015 until I got tempted by the pretty Moleskine diaries reduced to the very tempting price of $3. I bought a couple of extras for 2020.

Tomorrow there is more sizzling weather forecast so the morning will be spent watering the weeds and devising devious means to keep them alive. There's also magic beans to be planted which will provide shade for some of the more sensitive baby trees.

2015 was a very productive year in the Serpent's Garden and 2016 is going to be even better.
izmeina: a snippet of Escher's circle of serpents (Default)
It's that time of the year again.
It's been a rather more eventful year than usual due to certain overseas adventures.

The Year of the Serpent )
izmeina: Strange Spiral Clock (Time Turner)
It's that time of the year again.
It's been a rather more eventful year than usual due to certain overseas adventures.

The Year of the Serpent )
izmeina: a snippet of Escher's circle of serpents (Default)
The End of Days

It’s time once again for the annual nostalgia fest for the year.

The Year of the Serpent )

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