Goblin Gossip
06/06/2013 09:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
izmeinaToday was the big day for the long dormant inner goblin. A big fat 3 hour taxation exam. Needing to get a minimum of 80% to get a job with the goblins. And even with 80% it’s not guaranteed. Guess they need an out clause to avoid employing fat frumpy freaks like Izzie. Unless you are a complete geek who can do a tax return perfectly in five minutes they only need people for the peak tax season which runs from early July to the end of October
Was supposed to spend the afternoon pottering about in the garden and sorting out stuff inside the Lair. Ended up doing bugger all. Just sort of crashed and transformed into a brain dead zombie.
All those good intentions didn’t get very far. It’s not like there’s any shortage of stuff to be done. Now that the list of 50 things to be finished in 2 years officially started about two weeks ago there’s no excuse not to be getting on with a whole pile of things. It’s just finding some sneaky tricks to get motivated to do any of it.
Got no Coursera classes on at the moment and there’s no longer any need to spend two hours several times a week slaving over a hot abacus doing depreciation and capital gains work sheets although it might be a good idea to keep going with the serpent tax return. Wondering if those worthless goblins will remember to send out the annual pay certificate. For the last 17 years used to pick them up at work from the pay clerk. Those days are obviously over.
Wondering what company name will be on the certificate at the end of the next financial year.
Was supposed to spend the afternoon pottering about in the garden and sorting out stuff inside the Lair. Ended up doing bugger all. Just sort of crashed and transformed into a brain dead zombie.
All those good intentions didn’t get very far. It’s not like there’s any shortage of stuff to be done. Now that the list of 50 things to be finished in 2 years officially started about two weeks ago there’s no excuse not to be getting on with a whole pile of things. It’s just finding some sneaky tricks to get motivated to do any of it.
Got no Coursera classes on at the moment and there’s no longer any need to spend two hours several times a week slaving over a hot abacus doing depreciation and capital gains work sheets although it might be a good idea to keep going with the serpent tax return. Wondering if those worthless goblins will remember to send out the annual pay certificate. For the last 17 years used to pick them up at work from the pay clerk. Those days are obviously over.
Wondering what company name will be on the certificate at the end of the next financial year.
