The Grand Inquisitor visits

First creature in the queue cat_irix

Do come in and make yourself comfortable my dear.
Well..now. What would you like to drink? Tea, Coffee, Milk, Fish soup?
There you are...Now drink it before it gets cold won't you!
Well now..my pretty little kitten. I thought we ought to have a little chat.
What on earth is such a pink fluffy catty creature like you doing lurking with the serpents? Isn't Gryffindor some what more suitable to some one of your talents?

Would you like some more Tea? Or maybe a Ginger Newt? Now which person from history would you say you liked the most..or even detest the most?

No need to be so shy. I know you would be rather some place else. And where in all possible universes real or imagined may that be?

(Damn it. She is still not talking. This calls for more er drastic measures.)Oh and how evil are you really? Or is it just pretending?

Still silent. What about writing some LINES on your tombstone. What would you like them to be?
(This one has obviously been taking advanced level DADA classes.) Alright then one last attempt.
How many Microsoft Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

( And the Cocytusian Cat wanted to know )

Sneaking and slinking - the Kreacher feature

Meanwhile...outside the office of Dolores Umbridge