Words of a cynical serpent

Izzie collects interesting sayings and proverbs. Seen one in the local paper that was just too irresistable
Age and treachery always overcomes youth and enthusiasm

Cuddles - the cute and fluffy poodle

Cuddles was in Africa on safari with her can opener when she realised that not only was she lost but that a young lion was about to attack her. Past her prime she was, but those grey cells were in perfect working order
Rather than fleeing, she began chewing a fresh carcass with her back to the approaching lion.
Just before it pounced, Cuddles said "That was a tasty lion but I could eat another one"
The lion slunk away, confused and an ickle bit scared.
But then a treacheous monkey who had been watching the whole time, told the young lion that he'd been fooled by the poodle.
"Hop on my back" said the angry lion "I'll deal with that bitch"
Seeing the pair returning, Cuddles once again lurked among the bones with her back to the approaching lion
"Where's that blasted monkey" she said. "I sent him off ages ago to get me another lion. He should be back by now"