Grinchmas is coming

In exactly three months from now it will be Tuesday 25th December
Baaaaah. Humbug.
We hates it.

Got nothing planned but unlike the old days, there will be no day job to escape to since they are all closed over Christmas
So there'll either be lots of gardening or squiggling, depending on the weather.

Only one thing is certain. It will definitely be a Dursley free day.
Of course it is going to be fun explaining that to the miserable Grinch who made it his mission to trash every Christmas since 2009
It will be a never ending pity party of trumpish proportions
Last Christmas it appeared quite likely that it would be Petunias last. So he made something of an effort to be at least on speaking terms with her. But he just couldn't help himself. He had to try provoke a fight with me over breakfast by launching a lecture along the lines
"Havent I told you countless times to stop bringing food over. But you never listen.blah blah blah

The offending item was a one kilo tub of yogurt which was one of the few things Petunia was still able to eat

I didnt take the bait and simply ignored him but was disgusted by such petty antics.
I will decorate the Lair in the usual green and silver. It's the ultimate Grinch banishing ritual