Izzie's adventures in Orcland
07/02/2003 08:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
izmeinaIzzie and the Precious have finally arrived in the dark dominions of Orcland. But not after some interesting observations in the departure lounge. A most strange and peculiar cabinet full of evil object such as vacuum packed whale meat, dead turtles, definitely dodgy tiger bone medicines, butterflies with pins and wierdest of all - a most wicked Vietnamese specialty. Er.... must put this rather delicately as Nagini and Wormtail are most mightily miffed indeed. This bottle of er rather most rare and unusual vintage, as well as wine and ginger roots contains nothing less than a curled up and very dead COBRA. Poor little preciousssssss. :(
Such a strange place indeed it is too. Directly outside Izzie's Lair at the presidential palace are two towers where masochistic muggles line up to pay 35 dollars to have the equivalent of 100 crucio curses inflicted on them simultaneously!!!! Evil Izzie sits by her window and smirks.
And in Orcland, what else would one expect to find but the Tower of Power. Five times higher than the two towers and five times as nasty! Jumpy little creatures these orcs are indeed.
Izzie will be up there tomorrow to survey the dominions but will be going down in the elevators, thank you very much. No Rambo rated pieces of bouncy string for precious little me.
Oh and Queen street. God bless their little souls, would make even the gnomes of Zurich drool in envy.... Seems that every second building is some bank or other.
In more ways than one, it truly deserves the reputation as the Switzerland of the South!
Can you believe it. Hardly 5 mins in the door and the filthy sneaky little orcses want to throw me out.
Will slink off to somewhere where Izzie and her silver sickles are more appreciated.
Izzie is back.... a strange little Korean club in the shadows of the Dark Tower. Not only do they have a rather interesting selection of weapons of mass destruction...but also cheap and cheerful net access.
Well enough bitching about cigarettes (Izzie calls them 'coffin nails')
Today got my paws on some really devishly decadent stuff for the hard core addicts. If the Director of Dementors only knew that Izzie has recently acquired significant quantities of 100% pure cocoa blackest and bitterest dark chocolate...... You's think they would like some over in Azkaban??
Right next door is the purveyor of fine cloaks and accessories for illustrious wizards. For a mere me$ 1900 Gandalf's cute cloak can be all yours!!!!(or you can always make do with a shawl for $230)
Oh. We also had ourselves a wonderful Dark Mark party today. Pity that Petunia had to be invited!
Next stop is the surreal and gorgeous One Tree Hill.
Oh and forgot to say. Sooo welcome is Izzie here. I feel all warm and squiggly inside. The Land of The One Gold Ring is also unofficially - the Land of the One Green Spiral. Bless their dear curly little souls :)
"I'll see you again when the stars fall from the sky
and the moon stands still, on One Tree Hill"
Such a strange place indeed it is too. Directly outside Izzie's Lair at the presidential palace are two towers where masochistic muggles line up to pay 35 dollars to have the equivalent of 100 crucio curses inflicted on them simultaneously!!!! Evil Izzie sits by her window and smirks.
And in Orcland, what else would one expect to find but the Tower of Power. Five times higher than the two towers and five times as nasty! Jumpy little creatures these orcs are indeed.
Izzie will be up there tomorrow to survey the dominions but will be going down in the elevators, thank you very much. No Rambo rated pieces of bouncy string for precious little me.
Oh and Queen street. God bless their little souls, would make even the gnomes of Zurich drool in envy.... Seems that every second building is some bank or other.
In more ways than one, it truly deserves the reputation as the Switzerland of the South!
Can you believe it. Hardly 5 mins in the door and the filthy sneaky little orcses want to throw me out.
Will slink off to somewhere where Izzie and her silver sickles are more appreciated.
Izzie is back.... a strange little Korean club in the shadows of the Dark Tower. Not only do they have a rather interesting selection of weapons of mass destruction...but also cheap and cheerful net access.
Well enough bitching about cigarettes (Izzie calls them 'coffin nails')
Today got my paws on some really devishly decadent stuff for the hard core addicts. If the Director of Dementors only knew that Izzie has recently acquired significant quantities of 100% pure cocoa blackest and bitterest dark chocolate...... You's think they would like some over in Azkaban??
Right next door is the purveyor of fine cloaks and accessories for illustrious wizards. For a mere me$ 1900 Gandalf's cute cloak can be all yours!!!!(or you can always make do with a shawl for $230)
Oh. We also had ourselves a wonderful Dark Mark party today. Pity that Petunia had to be invited!
Next stop is the surreal and gorgeous One Tree Hill.
Oh and forgot to say. Sooo welcome is Izzie here. I feel all warm and squiggly inside. The Land of The One Gold Ring is also unofficially - the Land of the One Green Spiral. Bless their dear curly little souls :)
"I'll see you again when the stars fall from the sky
and the moon stands still, on One Tree Hill"
