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We can't let Mysti have all the memes so Iz has come up with one of her own.
Since we all seem so fond of reading and writing here, it is time to stock up the bookshelves with best sellers written by our Diary Land friends.
Just tell us the titles and we have to guess who could possibly have written them.

But most important....Remember they are all to be found in the Invisibility Section

So here are a few that Izzie would expect to find in her collection

The Magic of Microsoft
Mahathir the Magnificent
Bored of the Rings
The Uselessness of Mythology
Steamy Scenes of Celibacy with Severus Snape

That's all for the moment folks. Must be off to do my homework assignments. Certain people are, shall we say putting pressure on the ickle Iz to get stuff finished..or rather they think that's what it is. Since when do soulless Dursleys such as Iz have anything to fear from Dementors? Of course those Dementors are only wannabees.....most likely bad boggarts with delusions of Grandeur. My mother Va'ada Ved'kara is after all the Director of Dementors at the Ministry of Misery and she only lends them out to the likes of Dolores and Voldi.
Now a detention with Gilderoy Lockhart..that is infinitely more scary.

Date: 2003-07-27 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] izmeina.livejournal.com
Izzie read slash fiction!!!! Now where would you get that idea from? Well I guess...those speculations in the chamber of Serpents about Professor Snape's Wand...that is about the nearest Iz ever got to reading such stuff. But I have seen some iffy links in LJ.
Now...what about Dolores and Mahathir in detention!!! The question is who would be the detainer and who the detainee?
The Quill would be way too kind.

Date: 2003-07-27 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acinonyxjubatus.livejournal.com
Personally, I don't bother reading slash - it's a bit, um, yuck to me. Though I do wonder what possessed some people to write pairings such as McG / Crookshanks / Mrs Norris (menage a meow?) and even gay owls! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Dolores and Mahathir - they'll get married. ;-)

Thing I admire about Mahathir is that he manages to get his way despite everything that goes on. A procession of deputy prime ministers.....and they all disappear. Some into prison.

hot and steamy feline sex ?

Date: 2003-07-27 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cat-irix.livejournal.com
No kidding ?? McG / Crookshanks / Mrs Norris ??? LOLOLOLOL I want to see it !!! :D

(though it's a bit fishy, because cat sex involves ONE female and SEVERAL males, not the other way around)

I think the problem with slash fanfic is that it's usually written for the sole purpose of describing the sex/romance relationship, instead of making it a background or a part of something *really* important (such as a quest, or philosophical dilemma). As for me I just don't like sex/romance as a main content of a story, no matter slash or het. When it takes its proper place (for instance, there's a lot of slashy motives in the 2nd Gabriel Knight book...) it's just fine.








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