Prelude to the Inquisition
28/07/2003 12:35 amIzzie hasn't forgotten the Questions asked by the Grand Inquisitor but is still delving in the depths of her dark green skull to find appropriate answers.
And here they are in all their evil insidiousness...
"1. What are your three favourite quotes, and why do you like them?
2. What was the blackest period of your life? How did you climb out of it?
3. Who is your favourite philosopher / thinker / literary figure, and why?
4. What is the naughtiest thing that you have ever done? (Don't worry, we won't tell the police) *grin*
5. "Whatever does not kill me can only make me stronger." Discuss :-)"
But before revealling any Secret Serpent Business, Izzie figures she might offer some insights into her answers to the rest of the questions by posting not the favorite quotes of ickle Izzie but those of the Ma- the Director of Dementors herself. They are less like quotes as such and more like "The Rules"
Number one Rule -The Boss is always right
And the others.....
Do as you are told
Don't ask questions
Don't answer back
Don't speak unless you are spoken to
Do as I say, not as I do
Children should be seen and not heard
and last but not least...an all purpose explanation for bad luck
You must have done something to deserve it
And here they are in all their evil insidiousness...
"1. What are your three favourite quotes, and why do you like them?
2. What was the blackest period of your life? How did you climb out of it?
3. Who is your favourite philosopher / thinker / literary figure, and why?
4. What is the naughtiest thing that you have ever done? (Don't worry, we won't tell the police) *grin*
5. "Whatever does not kill me can only make me stronger." Discuss :-)"
But before revealling any Secret Serpent Business, Izzie figures she might offer some insights into her answers to the rest of the questions by posting not the favorite quotes of ickle Izzie but those of the Ma- the Director of Dementors herself. They are less like quotes as such and more like "The Rules"
Number one Rule -The Boss is always right
And the others.....
Do as you are told
Don't ask questions
Don't answer back
Don't speak unless you are spoken to
Do as I say, not as I do
Children should be seen and not heard
and last but not least...an all purpose explanation for bad luck
You must have done something to deserve it
Darn....
Date: 2003-07-27 06:29 pm (UTC)Are you my mother's twin??? *opens eyes wide* Those Rules surely sound too familiar to be coincidence ;)