Of serpents, cheese and beans

[izmeina]

Looks like Mysteria has a lot of secrets in that broom cupboard. What Izzie want's to know, who are the fathers?

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young THERAPIST named PRUFFIE. He was INSIDIOUSLY SNOGGING in the WIERD forest when he met VIRIDESCENT OSAMA, a run-away BEAN COUNTER from the ERUDITE Queen MYSTERIA.

PRUFFIE could see that VIRIDESCENT OSAMA was hungry so he reached into his BOTTLE and give him his WILD CHEESE. VIRIDESCENT OSAMA was thankful for PRUFFIE's CHEESE, so he told PRUFFIE a very EVIL story about Queen MYSTERIA's daughter IRIX . How her mother, the ERUDITE Queen MYSTERIA, kept her locked away in a MOSQUE protected by a gigantic SERPENT, because IRIX was so WICKED.

PRUFFIE VOMITED. He vowed to VIRIDESCENT OSAMA the BEAN COUNTER that he would save the WICKED IRIX . He would WORSHIP the SERPENT, and take IRIX far away from her evil mother, the ERUDITE Queen MYSTERIA, and RAVISH her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a VERDANT LIGHTENING and VIRIDESCENT OSAMA the BEAN COUNTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SERPENT from his story. ERUDITE Queen MYSTERIA JUMPED out from behind THE ONE RING and struck PRUFFIE dead. In the far off MOSQUE you could hear a GIGGLE.

THE END.

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Comments

[caniche.livejournal.com]

This one was so good it's not even funny anymore ;) (except for the part where you ravish Irix *sssssnicker*)

[cat-irix.livejournal.com]

I suspect that after reading a few of these tales, Izzie already guessed which words are used in which places ! :P

Poor Pruffie, he's been getting a lot of action ;)

[caniche.livejournal.com]

Hehehhe, I bet he doesn't mind *grin*

It wasn't meeeee

[izmeina.livejournal.com]

I swear honest! It says there in stark black and white that PRUFFIE did it! Busy little bugger isn't he?

Re: It wasn't meeeee

[caniche.livejournal.com]

*snickersnicker* Ravishing is fun bwwaha, naughty Pruffs ;)

My two long lost daughters....

[mamaslyth.livejournal.com]

I guess I might have conceived you during my Death Eater groupie days. ;-)