A Leunig Christmas
15/12/2003 12:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
izmeinaJust a quick delicious snippet from Izzie's favorite cartoonist and artist ever. Pity Iz ain't got a scanner because the angel is so cute and gets even cuter with each pronouncement.
"And you will find a lowly stable and a baby lying in a manger
....and you will take control of the situation and impose security measures
....and you will sanitize and disinfect everything and get rid of the animals which are a health risk
.....and you will gather statistical data and connect the electricity and install central heating
....and you will introduce democracy and teach the parents to better themselves in a new global economy
...and you will show the child how to invest and be a winner with positive attitudes and good contacts and good advice...
....and if they resist...if they resist, call this number..report the situation
....and wait until a team of experts arrive
So long as lowly stables exist, there can be no peace on earth."
"And you will find a lowly stable and a baby lying in a manger
....and you will take control of the situation and impose security measures
....and you will sanitize and disinfect everything and get rid of the animals which are a health risk
.....and you will gather statistical data and connect the electricity and install central heating
....and you will introduce democracy and teach the parents to better themselves in a new global economy
...and you will show the child how to invest and be a winner with positive attitudes and good contacts and good advice...
....and if they resist...if they resist, call this number..report the situation
....and wait until a team of experts arrive
So long as lowly stables exist, there can be no peace on earth."
