More Fudge Fumbles
27/08/2004 09:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
izmeinaIzzie just remembered a snippet that she had totally left out from yesterday's sad saga concerning the adventures of one Cornelius Fudge.
For some reason last night, after the War and all that, the subject turned to cultural preferences.
The tutor (Aka Mr Fudge - yesss he even LOOKS like him) asked if there was anything they eat in China that we don't in the west.
One Chinese guy replied "Oh we eat anything with four legs that isn't a table!"
Cornelius Fudge then says "Chow like in 'Chow mien' means 'dog' doesn't it?"
Izzie doesn't think it was a yet another pathetic attempt to be funny but that the guy really meant it.
They do this sort of thing all the time and Izzie thinks that it is extremely rude and offensive and incredibly ignorant.
But we got our revenge today at that public speaking group. Iz got called on to do an impromptu answer to the question of the day which just happened to be about a certain David Hicks and his chances of getting a fair trial.
Izzie says that it seems the Jurisdiction of the US extends into the further reaches of outer space and the whole of the planet earth except for one itsie bitsie teenie weenie corner of Cuba and then also told the folks about our little discussion last night referring to the class as the Cornelius Fudge School of Ethics.
Lots of folks were most amused indeed and the critic even awarded Iz the 'gold medal' for the most evil speech of the day! We were all getting into the Olympic spirit you see
In fact quite a few of these folks are Pot head and have noticed the remarkable similarities between Mr Fudge and our present prime miniature.
Any suggestions or ideas for next week's episode of Fudge baiting? (Iz intends to suss out somehow if these folks actually believe that Saddam Hussein personally organized the terrorist attacks in September 2001)
Other snippets from the public speaking group - Alex - Izzie's evil minion bought book five last Friday and had finished the whole thing by Monday. She too is now a devoted fan of Dolores. She thought "Order of the Phoenix" was better than "Goblet of Fire" and was astounded at the uncanny resemblence between the canon Mr Fudge and our Fearless Leader.
Next week Izzie is in the hot seat and will be chairing the meeting. Nasty job indeed. We got between now and Friday morning to find ourselves some black hair bows and a fluffy pink cardigan! Izzie is going to be wearing her Uber-bitch hat next week.
For some reason last night, after the War and all that, the subject turned to cultural preferences.
The tutor (Aka Mr Fudge - yesss he even LOOKS like him) asked if there was anything they eat in China that we don't in the west.
One Chinese guy replied "Oh we eat anything with four legs that isn't a table!"
Cornelius Fudge then says "Chow like in 'Chow mien' means 'dog' doesn't it?"
Izzie doesn't think it was a yet another pathetic attempt to be funny but that the guy really meant it.
They do this sort of thing all the time and Izzie thinks that it is extremely rude and offensive and incredibly ignorant.
But we got our revenge today at that public speaking group. Iz got called on to do an impromptu answer to the question of the day which just happened to be about a certain David Hicks and his chances of getting a fair trial.
Izzie says that it seems the Jurisdiction of the US extends into the further reaches of outer space and the whole of the planet earth except for one itsie bitsie teenie weenie corner of Cuba and then also told the folks about our little discussion last night referring to the class as the Cornelius Fudge School of Ethics.
Lots of folks were most amused indeed and the critic even awarded Iz the 'gold medal' for the most evil speech of the day! We were all getting into the Olympic spirit you see
In fact quite a few of these folks are Pot head and have noticed the remarkable similarities between Mr Fudge and our present prime miniature.
Any suggestions or ideas for next week's episode of Fudge baiting? (Iz intends to suss out somehow if these folks actually believe that Saddam Hussein personally organized the terrorist attacks in September 2001)
Other snippets from the public speaking group - Alex - Izzie's evil minion bought book five last Friday and had finished the whole thing by Monday. She too is now a devoted fan of Dolores. She thought "Order of the Phoenix" was better than "Goblet of Fire" and was astounded at the uncanny resemblence between the canon Mr Fudge and our Fearless Leader.
Next week Izzie is in the hot seat and will be chairing the meeting. Nasty job indeed. We got between now and Friday morning to find ourselves some black hair bows and a fluffy pink cardigan! Izzie is going to be wearing her Uber-bitch hat next week.
