Slinking and lurking and smelling the garlic

[izmeina]

Izzie has taken a break from her green coffee beans and been lurking in Cyberia. First find of the day was kaasirpent's most magnificent garlic soup. Just the sort of thing to serve the Dursleys for dinner! This tasty little morsel was so cute that Iz just had to slink in a link.

What! No Snakies?

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no, no, it was different...

[cat-irix.livejournal.com]

http://computerhumor.glowport.com/com063.html ;)

see also "God as a Computer Programmer" from http://calwestray.tripod.com/computer_humor.htm - one of the most sensible religious theories I've ever seen ;)

Re: no, no, it was different...

[izmeina.livejournal.com]

Iz was not particularly impressed until she got to the bit where God says "Thou shalt not use Windoze" But this unfair maligning of serpents, while extremely amusing, is grossly unfair.

Izzie loved the "God as a computer programmer" thingie. They are all good but this one was particularly poignant and probably only too true
"Q: What is the purpose of the universe?
A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then the users and managers demanded he tack senseless features onto it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.
*Iz struggles to type this squiggle while being continually interrupted by the evil "Windoze has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience." Every 30 seconds or so this filth appears. Izzie is most peeeeved indeed*