izmeina | Fire Sale

So the Lying Rodent has finally decided to sell the rest of Telstra. What Izzie wants to know is where they are going to find the suckers to buy it.
It's thanks to this sucky company that the folks in Oz have got crappy and slow portkeys to Cyberia - what Telstra calls broadband would have most overseas geeks pissing themselves with the giggles. And we can hardly dare to even share the planet with the South Koreans

Now a fresh Rat for sale - that we would like to see. Izzie volunteers to pay the freight costs - to anywhere in the world - we hear that South Pacific Airlines have lots of special deals at the moment.