The Big Music
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izmeinaBeen waiting for this day for the last four years. It was time to do our bit in getting a certain Old King Colin sacked before he managed to cut down any more trees or commission yet another palace or monument in his memory. But no such luck. He is back bigger and smugger than ever and the only hope is that he retires soon and his number two takes over. Then there’ll never be a dull moment in local politics and a certain serpent can change her name to Sybil due to such amazing powers of prediction
But in the meantime there was a big fat freebie feast this evening. Never say no to a free concert especially when it by the river with a gorgeous view over to the city with its mini Manhattan delusions of grandeur
These mob are called Bjorn Again and market themselves as an ABBA cover band. But it turns out that’s a bit like saying the Pope is a Catholic.
They were due to take the stage at 7pm and the support band was another wannabee. This one did Freddy Mercury/Queen impersonations.
Was very happy with both the time and location. A 9pm finish meant a leisurely ten minute walk up the hill to catch the bus to the Lair at around 9.30pm. No crazy rushing required. That has often been the ruin of so many other events. Nothing like clock watching to catch the last bus to make it next to impossible to remain in the present moment
It also meant being able to go voting followed by a coffee shop crawl and a leisurely walk down to the river in time for all the fun and festivities.
One exceedingly unusual feature of this particular concert was that all the performers kept to their schedules. They started and finished when they were supposed to and not 30 minutes later which is so common even for concerts that you pay to attend
The Freddy Mercury guy sure had the looks but he was not a clone because his singing definitely lacked that certain something. But the mob that followed were something else entirely
First thing that impressed this serpent was the music playing in the background while they all took to the stage. It was ‘Arrival” and suited the situation perfectly. All four of the group looked the part. The resemblance to the originals of the species was quite impressive. They even managed to snaffle some of those seventies outfits -The ones with the cats
They started with “Waterloo’ which was a logical choice as that’s where it all began. They even had the fake Swedish accents in spite of being an Australian group
Rather liked the big thank you to the audience for turning up when we could have all been sitting at home in front of the television watching the results of the election
This mob were no slouches. They did song after song and got the audience to join in. While adopting many of the mannerisms of their idols they never did do absolute carbon copies of the original songs but tweeked them somewhat
When they were doing “SOS” near the end they started to drop lines and the guitarists were doing some rather weird things. Had hardly got to thinking that sounds a bit like The Police when the fake Agnetha and Frida both sang “Sending out an SOS” several times. That was very clever and impressive. Later they turned one of the ABBA numbers into some house rap thing. Was almost expecting a bit of AC/DC and was disappointed that they didn’t.
But aside from the innovation and not taking themselves so damned seriously one thing stood out. They obviously loved what they were doing and were having lots of fun.
Had been to two concerts recently. It did not help that both took place on evenings of stinking hot sizzling days where the mercury had hit 40. One of the groups obviously loved doing live shows and announced at the start that it was their first trip to Perth so they had to make up for all that lost time. They started 20 minutes later than they were supposed to which was 8pm but made up for it by going on till just past 11pm. It was just such a pity that Izzie had to leave at 11 in order to catch the last bus and rush like crazy. All that clock watching had pretty much ruined the last 30 mins of the show not to mention being in one of the cheapie seats where all the coming and going of the late comers would block the view and was seriously distracting
This mob were called The Waterboys. Had seen them some 30 years previously in Ireland and that is still up there as probably the best concert I have ever attended. The Oz one in itself was very good but the fact of being seated way at the back and the whole bus thing made it difficult to get into the spirit of things. Did not even know this concert was on until seeing an advert in the paper a week before the event advertising last minute $35 tickets. Turned out that the official price was $90 and if you did not look in the right place online you could still manage to pay $90 for the same crappy seats at the back of the concert hall that were on the special sale price of $35
Simply could not understand how people could fork out nearly $100 for tickets and then turn up some twenty or thirty minutes late. Could not have cared less but for the significant fact that being seated right next to one of the two entrances most of them were blocking my view with their constant coming and going
They started the show with trumpets and mist. It was magnificent and majestic and a perfect song to set the tone. The words made it seem to be an Irish version of the local ‘Welcome to Country” ritual and set up the spooky magic that was in store for the rest of the evening
It was strangely reminiscent of the Australian group Goanna and their song "Solid Rock"
The other concert only a week after that featured Izzie’s favourite singer of all time. Such decadence in a space of two weeks. Only problem was that she is one half of a pair and the other guy is a pompous prat with such a gloomy doomy voice that even Leonard Cohen sounds like an angel in comparison.
These two just played their stuff and hardly spoke to the audience at all. They really seemed to be just doing time on their ‘day job’. In spite of this Lisa Gerrard still sang like some celestial being. This time managed to be in the ninth row and she exuded the aura of a medieval princess and a right little ice queen. When she wasn’t singing the only time she spoke was to say ‘goodnight’
She of course was brilliant in spite of the ice. But they stuck to the ritual of taking turns meaning that half the concert would consist of Brendan Parry’s pompous monotonous droning dribble. And since unlike her he insists on singing in English nearly all the time one can hear just what pretentious pompous nonsense he is spouting
Then he did something completely unforgivable - an abomination and desecration of the sacred.
Lisa Gerrard sang quite a few songs from the Gladiator soundtrack. All gorgeous of course. She could sing the electoral roll or the phone book and make it sound magnificent and meaningful. Got to thinking that it would be ever so wonderful if she would do her own version of “Song to the Siren” usually sung by Elizabeth Fraser who also has a gorgeous ethereal voice
Be careful what you ask for. It was that deadpan drone who dared to do it. It was appalling, excruciating and simply awful especially when performed in the presence of the only living person on the planet who could possibly improve on the ‘original’ (to be technical that actually belongs to Tim Buckley who actually wrote it and sang it. His son Jeff would have done it justice but he alas has departed this mortal coil. He drowned just like his father!)
But back to Bjorn Again. They eventually got to closing time having not performed a certain song. After endless applause and calls for an encore they returned to the stage and ever so innocently asked if there were any audience requests. “Dancing Queen” is the one ABBA song that this serpent absolutely hated back in the seventies and time has not changed our opinion. They did the silly accents and stuff and even had the disco glitterball and actually made it quite fun.
They finished off with “Thank you for the music”
This mob had it all. A sense of humour, of not taking themselves too seriously while actually being quite talented. They also had the knack of chatting to the crowds and getting them all on the floor dancing. But was especially impressed how they did not just perform a bunch of random songs one after the other but paid special attention to the order to tell a story - announcing their arrival, with a beginning, middle, break in the middle, return and then the grand finale. Everyone knew that the show would not be over until they had done Dancing Queen which they deliberately left off the playlist. And when they played “Thank you for the music” we all knew that it truly was good bye and goodnight
Using the songs to tell a story was the little touch that made all the difference.
Just to complete the camp festival of kitsch, when Bjorn Again left the stage the loudspeakers boomed out Village People’s “YMCA”
The only thing missing was the Gay Mardi Gras.
It was so amusing and amazing to see all those bright young things bopping about along with those of Izzie’s vintage old enough to be their grandparents. There was even a few card carrying members of the Burqa brigade in the audience
Overheard rather a few folks saying that this free concert was a damn sight better than many they had paid $100 to see. In Izzie’s case the numbers were lower and between $35 and $50 but the sentiment was still the same
It wasn’t really free in that we pay for such events in our council rates but it was money well spent. It was only going up the hill to the bus stop that it became apparent just how huge the crowds had been. The city lights looked so pretty against the backdrop of the park and the river. It is a pretty good summer moon watching spot.
Really must visit this magical place more often
But in the meantime there was a big fat freebie feast this evening. Never say no to a free concert especially when it by the river with a gorgeous view over to the city with its mini Manhattan delusions of grandeur
These mob are called Bjorn Again and market themselves as an ABBA cover band. But it turns out that’s a bit like saying the Pope is a Catholic.
They were due to take the stage at 7pm and the support band was another wannabee. This one did Freddy Mercury/Queen impersonations.
Was very happy with both the time and location. A 9pm finish meant a leisurely ten minute walk up the hill to catch the bus to the Lair at around 9.30pm. No crazy rushing required. That has often been the ruin of so many other events. Nothing like clock watching to catch the last bus to make it next to impossible to remain in the present moment
It also meant being able to go voting followed by a coffee shop crawl and a leisurely walk down to the river in time for all the fun and festivities.
One exceedingly unusual feature of this particular concert was that all the performers kept to their schedules. They started and finished when they were supposed to and not 30 minutes later which is so common even for concerts that you pay to attend
The Freddy Mercury guy sure had the looks but he was not a clone because his singing definitely lacked that certain something. But the mob that followed were something else entirely
First thing that impressed this serpent was the music playing in the background while they all took to the stage. It was ‘Arrival” and suited the situation perfectly. All four of the group looked the part. The resemblance to the originals of the species was quite impressive. They even managed to snaffle some of those seventies outfits -The ones with the cats
They started with “Waterloo’ which was a logical choice as that’s where it all began. They even had the fake Swedish accents in spite of being an Australian group
Rather liked the big thank you to the audience for turning up when we could have all been sitting at home in front of the television watching the results of the election
This mob were no slouches. They did song after song and got the audience to join in. While adopting many of the mannerisms of their idols they never did do absolute carbon copies of the original songs but tweeked them somewhat
When they were doing “SOS” near the end they started to drop lines and the guitarists were doing some rather weird things. Had hardly got to thinking that sounds a bit like The Police when the fake Agnetha and Frida both sang “Sending out an SOS” several times. That was very clever and impressive. Later they turned one of the ABBA numbers into some house rap thing. Was almost expecting a bit of AC/DC and was disappointed that they didn’t.
But aside from the innovation and not taking themselves so damned seriously one thing stood out. They obviously loved what they were doing and were having lots of fun.
Had been to two concerts recently. It did not help that both took place on evenings of stinking hot sizzling days where the mercury had hit 40. One of the groups obviously loved doing live shows and announced at the start that it was their first trip to Perth so they had to make up for all that lost time. They started 20 minutes later than they were supposed to which was 8pm but made up for it by going on till just past 11pm. It was just such a pity that Izzie had to leave at 11 in order to catch the last bus and rush like crazy. All that clock watching had pretty much ruined the last 30 mins of the show not to mention being in one of the cheapie seats where all the coming and going of the late comers would block the view and was seriously distracting
This mob were called The Waterboys. Had seen them some 30 years previously in Ireland and that is still up there as probably the best concert I have ever attended. The Oz one in itself was very good but the fact of being seated way at the back and the whole bus thing made it difficult to get into the spirit of things. Did not even know this concert was on until seeing an advert in the paper a week before the event advertising last minute $35 tickets. Turned out that the official price was $90 and if you did not look in the right place online you could still manage to pay $90 for the same crappy seats at the back of the concert hall that were on the special sale price of $35
Simply could not understand how people could fork out nearly $100 for tickets and then turn up some twenty or thirty minutes late. Could not have cared less but for the significant fact that being seated right next to one of the two entrances most of them were blocking my view with their constant coming and going
They started the show with trumpets and mist. It was magnificent and majestic and a perfect song to set the tone. The words made it seem to be an Irish version of the local ‘Welcome to Country” ritual and set up the spooky magic that was in store for the rest of the evening
It was strangely reminiscent of the Australian group Goanna and their song "Solid Rock"
The other concert only a week after that featured Izzie’s favourite singer of all time. Such decadence in a space of two weeks. Only problem was that she is one half of a pair and the other guy is a pompous prat with such a gloomy doomy voice that even Leonard Cohen sounds like an angel in comparison.
These two just played their stuff and hardly spoke to the audience at all. They really seemed to be just doing time on their ‘day job’. In spite of this Lisa Gerrard still sang like some celestial being. This time managed to be in the ninth row and she exuded the aura of a medieval princess and a right little ice queen. When she wasn’t singing the only time she spoke was to say ‘goodnight’
She of course was brilliant in spite of the ice. But they stuck to the ritual of taking turns meaning that half the concert would consist of Brendan Parry’s pompous monotonous droning dribble. And since unlike her he insists on singing in English nearly all the time one can hear just what pretentious pompous nonsense he is spouting
Then he did something completely unforgivable - an abomination and desecration of the sacred.
Lisa Gerrard sang quite a few songs from the Gladiator soundtrack. All gorgeous of course. She could sing the electoral roll or the phone book and make it sound magnificent and meaningful. Got to thinking that it would be ever so wonderful if she would do her own version of “Song to the Siren” usually sung by Elizabeth Fraser who also has a gorgeous ethereal voice
Be careful what you ask for. It was that deadpan drone who dared to do it. It was appalling, excruciating and simply awful especially when performed in the presence of the only living person on the planet who could possibly improve on the ‘original’ (to be technical that actually belongs to Tim Buckley who actually wrote it and sang it. His son Jeff would have done it justice but he alas has departed this mortal coil. He drowned just like his father!)
But back to Bjorn Again. They eventually got to closing time having not performed a certain song. After endless applause and calls for an encore they returned to the stage and ever so innocently asked if there were any audience requests. “Dancing Queen” is the one ABBA song that this serpent absolutely hated back in the seventies and time has not changed our opinion. They did the silly accents and stuff and even had the disco glitterball and actually made it quite fun.
They finished off with “Thank you for the music”
This mob had it all. A sense of humour, of not taking themselves too seriously while actually being quite talented. They also had the knack of chatting to the crowds and getting them all on the floor dancing. But was especially impressed how they did not just perform a bunch of random songs one after the other but paid special attention to the order to tell a story - announcing their arrival, with a beginning, middle, break in the middle, return and then the grand finale. Everyone knew that the show would not be over until they had done Dancing Queen which they deliberately left off the playlist. And when they played “Thank you for the music” we all knew that it truly was good bye and goodnight
Using the songs to tell a story was the little touch that made all the difference.
Just to complete the camp festival of kitsch, when Bjorn Again left the stage the loudspeakers boomed out Village People’s “YMCA”
The only thing missing was the Gay Mardi Gras.
It was so amusing and amazing to see all those bright young things bopping about along with those of Izzie’s vintage old enough to be their grandparents. There was even a few card carrying members of the Burqa brigade in the audience
Overheard rather a few folks saying that this free concert was a damn sight better than many they had paid $100 to see. In Izzie’s case the numbers were lower and between $35 and $50 but the sentiment was still the same
It wasn’t really free in that we pay for such events in our council rates but it was money well spent. It was only going up the hill to the bus stop that it became apparent just how huge the crowds had been. The city lights looked so pretty against the backdrop of the park and the river. It is a pretty good summer moon watching spot.
Really must visit this magical place more often
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Date: 2013-03-10 12:35 am (UTC)Agree about the election. Must admit I've been rather apathetic about state politics lately. I should really keep up to date a bit more with it, but it all seems so petty. Then again, if we all thought like that, they'd get away with everything.
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Date: 2013-03-10 02:32 am (UTC)So how did you hear about the concert? It only seemed to be promoted in the local papers here. They have had quite a few good ones over the years including the likes of Paul Kellly and Wendy Matthews. But the prize for the biggest ever did not go to Bjorn Again but the Wiggles. That must have been ten years ago now. The ma got caught in the Sunday morning traffic and wondered what the hell was going on
While the local council are very good with the bread and circuses they are a complete fail when it comes to green things. They love talking about it and plaster that awful S word just about everywhere. It's a terminal case of buzzword bingo
Been listening to an interesting snippet on RN this morning. It's the perfect opportunity to ask what you think about the general belief out there that the minute a woman becomes a mother her brains turn to mush and her opinions are to be dismissed at every opportunity. Yesss you do often claim that babies 'have stolen your brain' but that could well be likely due to being in an almost permanent sleep deprived state rather than all those grey cells having been required to provide the raw material to form those embryos.
The question asked is Why is a man a "social commentator" while a woman is a "Mummy blogger"? (http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/sundayextra/outsiders/4563440)
And if you are a woman who doesn't have kids you still might have a half functioning brain but you are then a selfish uncaring heartless bitch who therefore has no right to have an opinion on anything concerning families or society. Once again it's a case of "Heads we win, tails you lose"
Loved the snark and especially the comments along the lines that most of the men are not social commentators but economic commentators because that's the discipline that goes along with their world view of "rampant macho individualism"
And yesss we so do need a new genre of Dick Lit. Guess it would include half of what presently passes as sci fi or fantasy
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Date: 2013-03-10 06:07 am (UTC)Sounds like your evening was much more pleasant than staying at home to watch the election tedium.
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Date: 2013-03-12 04:12 pm (UTC)But he's just gone and ruined this serpent addiction for certain very tasty green stuff:(
Was just gluuuuued to his little chat on 60 minutes the other night. It's not every day that you see such a bit of contrived spin producing the exact opposite effect to that intended/
Not sure if Izzie is imagining things but the Mad Monk's wife had quite a Julie Gillard aura about her.
The interviewer did not seem too impressed either. Still giggling over the comment that his mother said he would either be PM or Pope and then she wickedly adds that both jobs are now up for grabs
Personally this serpent wants Georgie Porgie Pell wearing the silly hat and Tony can have the Lodge. Even Machievelli could never had imagined such insatiable lust for absolute power
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Date: 2013-03-13 04:42 am (UTC)Well Bob Hawke and Paul Keating's mums always believed their boys would be PM.
Don't watch 60 minutes interviews especially with Coalition politicians. They're usually suck jobs, a bit like a Woman's Day feature article but on TV. All nasty traits carefully photoshopped into nothingness so the viewers can say, "Oh what a nice man he is."
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Date: 2013-03-13 05:11 am (UTC)Not sure if the serpent was imagining things but the interviewer came across as completely unconvinced about the new nice guy make over.
The bit about the lesbian sister who has recently come out makes him look even worse than ever. One of the reasons that Izzie finds sexism particularly insidious aside from possibly being on the receiving end of it is that it is a very special kind of prejudice. It is quite possible to believe 666 impossible things before breakfast about Blacks, Arabs, Muslims, Mormons or any other minority you can care to think of when you rarely have your opinions contrasted with reality because you just don't come across them that often. But unless a man is really a monk in some enclosed order or a member of the military, he is likely to encounter women every day if not actually sharing a house with them. To then insist on maintaining such views in the face of actual evidence is positive proof of a mind completely unwilling or incapable of dealing with reality
I often wonder what happened to the love child who turned out not to be his after all. What a relief that must have been for the kid. But what was particularly interesting was that ever so Holy Saint Anthony could not categorically claim that he was not the father because he had obviously NOT kept himself 'pure' for his wedding night
That in itself would have been no big deal if not for his pronouncements on the value of virginity.
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Date: 2013-03-13 05:48 am (UTC)The problem is that there are not too many journalists of any ilk that seem to be prepared to question any of his statements. They just accept the Coalition's statements at face value in the interest of 'balance' even when they are spouting nonsense and the 'opposing' side is dealing with facts ie climate change, etc. And if anyone (usually from the ABC) calls them out they are accused of being a Labor stooge.
I liked an example of this yesterday concerning the NBN that was pointed out in response to Media Watch's Jonathan Holmes berating an ABC journalist for lack of balance in a blog supporting the NBN -
Has Jonathan Holmes reached his use-by date?
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Date: 2013-03-11 06:19 am (UTC)I heard about the concert on the radio. Can't remember where I was going but I think it was one of the commercial stations while I was in the car (well, duh. But I mean it was one of the more popular ones ilke 94.5 or something).
Thank you so much for the link! I listened to it this morning. Oooh, I may just blog about it! :D
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Date: 2013-03-13 05:19 am (UTC)One of the sculptures at Cottesloe Beach features a pregnant woman similar in style to those red Chinese sculptures. Do you remember the one that got vandalized and stolen last year?
But this ain't your average pregnant woman. Aside from being at least 12 months pregnant she has two sets of breasts and four ears where only two should be. In a sudden moment of inspiration Izzie realized that she must be the mad monk's mama. The only thing missing was the rosary beads
Izzie must be a masochist. Would love to see Tony in the Lodge, Troy Boy as our new premier and Georgie Porgie Pell as Pope
Then we would know that the end times are truly at hand.