Dusting the shelves

Lots and lots of interesting things happening in Dursleyville, but ickle Iz is simply too tired to talk about them all but will instead dust off the shelves of her Potter collection....starting with the Invisibility Section.

That is where I found these timeless classics
"Rebel with a cause - a revolutionary life" Percy Weasley
"Out of the Darkness - the miraculous conversion of an evil Wizard" Lord Voldemort
"The delightful art of Divination" Hermione Granger
"No news is good news" Rita Skeeter
"Simple Living - clear your life of clutter" Arthur Weasley

"12 uses of Wizard's blood" Harry Potter
"The infinite uses of creative imagination" Vernon Dursley
"The Fellowship of the Map" Professor Snape
"The Joy of Socks" Lucius Malfoy
and last one for the day
"Instant Calm" Peeves the Poltergeist

Strange? Cannot seem to find anything written by our dearest Dolores.