Race against the evil goblinses

Evil Iz has got a few minutes before the nasty stinking net cafe goblins resume control of the system. And this computer is on such a go slow tonight. Takes all day to get anywhere with their crappy portkeys. Really must report them to the Ministry.
Iz notices that the Serpent of many names is lurking in Secret Diary Land after a long absence. Iz is most delighted with all the delicious commentses and will reply to some as soon as she finds herself a less nasty and cheaper computer.

That's all folks. The Clock is ticking........