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Solstice snippets
23/12/2005 12:23 pmIzzie is so so enjoying this December and has the sneaking suspicion it may turn out to be one of our best Christmases yet. We are on very good terms with the ma and pa - not like last year with the hat snatching sagas. Fixing up the broadband has gotten Izzie lots of brownie points. Will also be working 5-9 Christmas day and not 3-10 like last time. A four hour shift is not going to radically stuff up our day and is the perfect alibi not to get dragged into the evil dinner schemes that the folks down the road have planned for the Dursleys. The bitch has invited us for Christmas dinner and will NOT take no for an answer.
Not only have we had unbelievably mild - almost wintry weather (not the hot icky stucky sauna that we are so used to in summer) but the Iz has gotten the bestest present imaginable.
The new roster for St Salazars starting on 4th January is now up and the space where Dolores used to be now has another D - this time is Di - also known as Fluffy Mummy (Fluffy Bunny is her smart arsed know it all bitch of a daughter and she is already swaggering in a most Malfoy like manner)
Izize refused to believe the rumours going round for the last month or two until we seen some sort of official confirmation (doubting serpent that the Izzie is)
So now we can celebrate the departure of the Diva of Dementors knowing that no matter how bitchy her replacement tries to be - she will never be able to compete because unlike the big D - she is too gutless and in need of being liked to ever be able to bully without having a partner in crime to do all the dirty work. Like Good Cop - bad Cop.
It's like getting the Ice Queen banished from Narnia. Oh happy day.
Not only have we had unbelievably mild - almost wintry weather (not the hot icky stucky sauna that we are so used to in summer) but the Iz has gotten the bestest present imaginable.
The new roster for St Salazars starting on 4th January is now up and the space where Dolores used to be now has another D - this time is Di - also known as Fluffy Mummy (Fluffy Bunny is her smart arsed know it all bitch of a daughter and she is already swaggering in a most Malfoy like manner)
Izize refused to believe the rumours going round for the last month or two until we seen some sort of official confirmation (doubting serpent that the Izzie is)
So now we can celebrate the departure of the Diva of Dementors knowing that no matter how bitchy her replacement tries to be - she will never be able to compete because unlike the big D - she is too gutless and in need of being liked to ever be able to bully without having a partner in crime to do all the dirty work. Like Good Cop - bad Cop.
It's like getting the Ice Queen banished from Narnia. Oh happy day.
