An Izzie Wish List

Only one more sleep to go until the Big Day

Izzie is a die hard politics junkie. This year for the first time will be able to follow all the drama all day without any 3-9pm shift at the mad house getting in the way

So if there was any genie in a bottle or fairy godmother to grant wishes for this year's election results, this serpent has a few simple wishes

1 A hung parliament (let's see how long it takes for squeaky clean Mr Rabbit to start doing dodgy deals with minor parties)

2 A Labor victory but Kevin Rudd loses his seat. That smug little git so needs to be put back in his box

3 Alannah McTiernan wins her seat and becomes our new Prime Minister. Who cares that she's photoshopped her campaign pics to look younger than her grand daughter. She not only gets stuff done on time and on budget but is big on public transport and reducing dependence on oil and fossil fuels for a whole bunch of sensible reasons of which climate change is only one

But Tony Abbott will be Pope before any of that happens so here's a second best wish list with dollops of masochistic schadenfreude


Now that the junk yard dog will be unleashed on the unsuspecting public, let's go the whole way and have his fellow rotweillers Julie Bishop, Eric Abetz and Sophie Mirabella on the front bench

Smirking smug Sophie has mannerisms and a condescending tone of voice uncannily like the Queen of Goblin Toads from the mad house that used to be the Izzie day job

Malcolm Turnbull can get the new portfolio of Minister of Porn while the maddest baddest attack dog of all and Tony's best mate Rupert Murdoch can be our new front bench Minister of Media and Communications

Eric Abetz of course is itching to get his hands on the soon to be resurrected Work Choices and Cardinal George Pell can be the number one adviser on Direct Action on Climate Change and Minister for Marriage Equality. He can run the Department of Child Protection while he is at it and why not add CSIRO as well?

And who else but the sexy Fiona Scott would be more suitable for Minister for Transport, Immigration and Foreign affairs?

It's going to be a very interesting 3 years

An Izzie Wish List

Only one more sleep to go until the Big Day

Izzie is a die hard politics junkie. This year for the first time will be able to follow all the drama all day without any 3-9pm shift at the mad house getting in the way

So if there was any genie in a bottle or fairy godmother to grant wishes for this year's election results, this serpent has a few simple wishes

1 A hung parliament (let's see how long it takes for squeaky clean Mr Rabbit to start doing dodgy deals with minor parties)

2 A Labor victory but Kevin Rudd loses his seat. That smug little git so needs to be put back in his box

3 Alannah McTiernan wins her seat and becomes our new Prime Minister. Who cares that she's photoshopped her campaign pics to look younger than her grand daughter. She not only gets stuff done on time and on budget but is big on public transport and reducing dependence on oil and fossil fuels for a whole bunch of sensible reasons of which climate change is only one

But Tony Abbott will be Pope before any of that happens so here's a second best wish list with dollops of masochistic schadenfreude


Now that the junk yard dog will be unleashed on the unsuspecting public, let's go the whole way and have his fellow rotweillers Julie Bishop, Eric Abetz and Sophie Mirabella on the front bench

Smirking smug Sophie has mannerisms and a condescending tone of voice uncannily like the Queen of Goblin Toads from the mad house that used to be the Izzie day job

Malcolm Turnbull can get the new portfolio of Minister of Porn while the maddest baddest attack dog of all and Tony's best mate Rupert Murdoch can be our new front bench Minister of Media and Communications

Eric Abetz of course is itching to get his hands on the soon to be resurrected Work Choices and Cardinal George Pell can be the number one adviser on Direct Action on Climate Change and Minister for Marriage Equality. He can run the Department of Child Protection while he is at it and why not add CSIRO as well?

And who else but the sexy Fiona Scott would be more suitable for Minister for Transport, Immigration and Foreign affairs?

It's going to be a very interesting 3 years