The Lair of the Emerald Serpent

After eleven years occupying space in a certain miserable muggle’s skull, it seems silly to continue the pretense that this is nothing but a temporary tenancy.
It is time for the serpent to come out of the broom cupboard proclaiming squatter's rights and triumphantly waving her title deeds
As of today the inner creature known as Izzie the serpent is declaring the right to be the main player and first person protagonist in any future adventures
There have been others who have attempted to claim this role. In the last year certain toads, cockroaches, goblins and jellyfish have overwhelmed and subdued the inner serpent and let other reptilian idiots run riot causing all sorts of chaos and mayhem. But those days are now ancient history

This house is no longer divided.

Due to circumstances beyond my control
I am now master of my fate and captain of my soul