The Lair of the Emerald Serpent

I have been on Twitter 3 years now and finally, for the first time, I have the dubious honour of being added to another user's lists
I know this because it turned up in notifications

I do have about 10 lists myself with flattering titles like

Goblin Gossip
Serpent Snacks
Trumpets
Trump Nuts
Wicked Witches

But still I was surprised to end up in a list called

KARENS

Courtesy of Politically Incorrect Puppy



I must say I was quite curious to see the profile of this WOKE social justice warrior who has outed me as a white pointy hat wearing card carrying KKKaren

On the banner was an American flag with a picture of General Flynn with his creepy crocodile smile. I felt like I needed a shower already

But even without reading a single tweet, the 2 hash tags on the profile page gave the game away

#WWG1WGA
#Q

Oh I have heard all about Q and I am quite fond of taking the piss out of them or recycling some of their wacky memes. Especially this one




But I did not know what some of the hashtags meant and it's kind of scary to go searching for that sort of thing on Google because God knows what crazy corner of Cyberia one could end up in

So when I typed in ##WWG1WGA I chose the option "Deutsch Übersetzung" because it looked the least likely to end up in some Alt Reich rabbit hole!
It turns out to stand for "Where we go one, we go all” which does have a suspiciously socialistic ring to it

So of course, now that it's just gotten personal, I figured Wikipedia would be a good place to find out about the Q cult for beginners

So in a tweet length summary - here is the essence of the conspiracy


"There is a worldwide cabal of Satan-worshiping pedophiles who rule the world, essentially, and they control everything. They control politicians, and they control the media. They control Hollywood, and they cover up their existence, essentially. And they would have continued ruling the world, were it not for the election of President Donald Trump"


I don't know whether to laugh or cry because when I think of pedophiles, the FIRST names that come to mind are Cardinal Pell, Malka Laifer, Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein and the grand daddy of them all - donald j trump

So basically these crack pots are expecting the FOX to LIBERATE the hen house!


It looks like it's time to unleash the character Cassandra Quinn - an investigative reporter on the trail of crazy cults, mobsters and money launderers who keeps getting treated as a secret messenger by a whole bunch of the cultists

Come to think of it, maybe it is time to get her a Twitter account ;)