The Lair of the Emerald Serpent

Guess what Donald? I think you may need to sacrifice another million 75 year old virgins


I knew this creature was an evil malevolent incompetent sadistic nihilistic narcissist but even such a cynical serpent had never expected the depths of depravity witnessed in recent weeks

Like this little gem

"Our people want to return to work. They will practice Social Distancing and all else, and Seniors will be watched over protectively & lovingly. We can do two things together. THE CURE CANNOT BE WORSE (by far) THAN THE PROBLEM! Congress MUST ACT NOW. We will come back strong!"


Soon 'protectively & lovingly" will be the most feared words in the English language. Sinister and scary

1984 was meant to be a warning. Not a damned handbook.

I am constantly checking and double checking to make sure that it is not a parody account.

But it's not all doom and gloom. Twitter is now totally on fire with goblin hunters and armchair philosophers

Real doctors have been saying that the allocation of scarce ICU resources had also been some esoteric and obscure hypothetical best left to the philosophy department. But now it has become only too real and best summed up in the famous Trolley Problem





I did not know whether to laugh or cry when a Twitter Wit proclaimed

"So we're doing The Trolley Problem but the most important thing is to save the trolley"